Thursday, 26 June 2014


According to the Collins English Dictionary, procrastination is to put off or defer (an action) until a later time. Meanwhile, the Urban Dictionary offers three pragmatical definitions:
  • I'll put up a definition later -brilliant-.
  • A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself -true as life-.
  • What you're probably doing right now -innit?-.
I couldn't have put it better myself. The thing is that procrastinating is what I have repeatedly been doing for a long time, even while writing these first words on this brand new English version of my beer blog: